desert island
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modern day pirate
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modern day pirate
hail all y’all to the jolly roger
patch on my eye and rum is my fodder
feet hit the land and i start to shudder
could have been a plumber but i’d rather be a pirate, aye
modern day pirate of modern day
got no ship so i do my sailing
on the strip with my 8-track wailing
heading for a game of dungeons and dragons
could have the woman but i’d rather be a pirate eh?
girl was everything i wanted but i could never be
a normal guy who’d rather love than play video games
girl was everything i want but i could never be…
‘cause i choose to be a pirate; a pirate of modern day
got no bird so a ferret’s on my shoulder
got no girl so my quarters are colder
surfing on the net to pillage and lay
could have been cool but i’d rather be a pirate hey
hail all y’all to the skull and crossbones
under my poster of kevin sorbo
eating hot pockets inside on a summer’s day
could have had the woman but i’d rather be a pirate |
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